A Wrecky Homage.

So I don't know about you, but I am a HUGE fan of Cake Wrecks. It never fails to be fall-out-cho-chair hilarious. So because of those fine writers, I now always keep my eyes open for horrific cake jobs for my own amusement.

Now, I would never even consider elevating myself to the freshly-baked fabulosity that defines the Wreckinators, but after coming across some fairly amusing cakes recently, I thought I might offer an homage through my own commentary.

First, we have a sassy "zebra striped" cake.

I'm seeing more of a "crawling with leeches" look, but hey, the pink roses really cheer it up.

Next up, a charming pond of goldfish...

I don't know if it's the horrifically detached tails, the bulging eyes, or the cherry-red, collagen injected lips, but these fish seem to bring to mind an atomic waste situation more than a cute lil' bowl of pets.


And last but not least...

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! Stuff a doll in a cake, add some elaborate hair flotsam, stick on a bunch of plastic spiders, and you've got Halloween gold!

(The the best part? All of these cakes were found together in the same bakery case at my local Bi-Lo!)

And on that note, are you ready for Halloween weekend? I'm getting excited. Here's a sneak-peak at my costume:

Any guesses? Stay tuned for the big reveal this weekend! Happy Wednesday!